A fun-filled family day featuring
live bluegrass music, children’s activities and more!
A Parkville Chamber of Commerce event.
Life in a small Missouri river town. A stones-throw, across the "Mighty-Muddy-MO", from downtown Kansas City.
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History...why am I not famous?
Ken is just another accessory (Barbie)
I am not mean...you are just a Sissy!
Raising Kids is like being Pecked to death by a Chicken.
Beggers can't be Choosers.
No boy is worth crying over and the one that is...won't make you cry.
My husband says he'll leave me if I don't stop shopping...I'll miss that Man!!
I finished your laundry...the Ashes are in the fireplace.
Around here, Normal is just a setting on the washing machine!
Life is short...Buy the Shoes!
If the shoe fits, buy two pair.
I kiss better than I cook.
Take everything with a grain of Salt...and a shot of Tequila.
My laundry room is Self cleaning...do it Yourself!
Grow Old or Die...I choose NEITHER.
Would you like dinner? Your choices are YES or NO.